3 Movie Jokes for Movie Buffs

Why was Matt Damon not in The Wizard of Oz?

Because he wasn't Bourne yet.


Where does Walter White make animated films?

Blue Sky Studios.


A group of soldiers are trapped in a war zone. The lead soldier radios for backup. When backup does arrive, mermaids start falling from the sky. Frustrated, the lead soldier responds, "That's not what I meant by Ariel support!"

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